What IS it with swinger events!? We've been to two (I know, that really makes us experts, doesn't it!), and they have both disappointed us. By 11pm, several girls are walking/dancing around with their boobs hanging out, and at least one guy is shirtless as well. LEAVE YOUR CLOTHES ON, PEOPLE! I don't want to see your shit hanging out! Really, I don't!
What ever happened to seducing people with your brain until they're so turned on they rip your clothes off? I mean, I know we're all there for sex, but damn! Share some personality, please! I don't want to be intimate with someone I couldn't be friends with outside of the swinging environment. I don't want to be friends, but I want the possibility there! I have standards, dammit!
Doesn't anyone else?
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