Fuck the drama

I've decided that I'm going to refuse to allow my birth family to ruin my life and put me back on anti-depressants, and they can kiss my ass.

Of course, finding DickHats via Diva via Tess helped quite a bit! I've so got to order me some of those! (order is in! I'll post pictures as soon as they get here!)

Boys, it's almost Steak and Blow job day, hope you've got a girl lined up that likes steak! (I LOVE steak!) Sadly, I don't think my jaw could survive more than one blow job a day, so I'm not available to anyone I'm not married to.

of for the love of...

People, when you kiss someone, please don't just stick your tongue down their throat and call it making out. Seriously.

Something I've noticed/discovered on this journey is that pretty much every person has their own style of kissing. Certain styles I like, a few I LOVE, and some I absolutely loathe. The above mentioned style would be one that I loathe. Not only is it kinda rude, its really messy, and it hurts my jaw.

Try seducing my mouth. Sounds silly, I know, but if you can't seduce my mouth, how do I know you can seduce my pussy? Are you going to just shove your cock/fingers up there without any foreplay? Let me tell you something about that.

IT HURTS.

Especially when those fingers have long nails and you're digging them into me.

Even with all that negativity last night, we did have a really awesome time with the couple that we hooked up with. It was so cute, the lovely lady kept asking if she could keep me! (she REALLY likes girls!)

Although I'm still looking for a lovely lady to hook up with that will let ME play with HER. Not that I don't like being pleasured, but I like to give it too! I need practice, damn it!

I think a certain lovely lady and I need to get together soon. We keep talking about it, but haven't gotten around to it yet.

*sigh*

I am....

The Best Wife EVER!

So last night, after attending a friend's wedding, my Main Man and I went to a Halloween Swinger's Event and had an absolute blast!

The costume judging was a buzz kill, but the "after party" was off the hook! Another girl and I squirted so much that we turned a bed into a swamp! And I went down on her while my Main Man watched, so now I AM the Best Wife EVER! It was so much fun making her climax over and over again, not to mention her, her husband, and my Main Man making me climax over and over again!

Did mention that I squirt like a porn star? (her squirt is actually fake, but I do squirt like that, really) I also gush like this. Yum.

So much fun for just one night. Glad it's not illegal!

It takes one to know one.

This past Saturday, I experienced the best oral sex I have ever had in my life.

Sorry guys, but it was from a woman. A novice, at that. I think she needs to start charging guys to take lessons from her.

Hell, I need to take lessons from her. And not just for going down on a woman. My main man got the best blow job he's had since before we got married.

I've discovered that my husband has spoiled me rotten in the sex department. I have a lot of left-over issues from my ex, and I very rarely have to put much effort into pleasing my husband. He's the type that gets off getting me off.

Going to have to work on actually showing my enthusiasm through actions. I'm so woefully out of practice, its not even funny. Fortunately, my main man has volunteered for my practice! Sucks to be him, right?!