I am....

The Best Wife EVER!

So last night, after attending a friend's wedding, my Main Man and I went to a Halloween Swinger's Event and had an absolute blast!

The costume judging was a buzz kill, but the "after party" was off the hook! Another girl and I squirted so much that we turned a bed into a swamp! And I went down on her while my Main Man watched, so now I AM the Best Wife EVER! It was so much fun making her climax over and over again, not to mention her, her husband, and my Main Man making me climax over and over again!

Did mention that I squirt like a porn star? (her squirt is actually fake, but I do squirt like that, really) I also gush like this. Yum.

So much fun for just one night. Glad it's not illegal!