Yeah, so it's almost two weeks into the new year, and I still haven't posted my resolutions. Big deal! They've been in my head for months!
1. Have sex down at the golf course after dark sometime. (How many years have we lived here and we still haven't done this? Oh right. Two small kids.)
2. Have sex in the rain. (I still haven't done this? How is that possible? Oh yeah, religious fundamentalism.)
That's it. All I've got. For now. I really should have thought of some I could do BEFORE summertime, but oh well.
I'd love to add have sex with Jefferson or be tied up/suspended by Monk, but I don't think our finances will afford us traveling to either of them. *sigh*
So anyway, I need volunteers for helping me complete my new years resolutions, especially the second one. Anyone willing to help a goddess out?
2 comments:
I need to make a to-do list like this one!:)
I know a golf course with a sprinkler system. We could knock out your list in one fell swoop.
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