It's not impossible, really!

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Of Anal and Fisting...

So my friend Molly recently joined the A-team.  Now, I may not have grown up Mormon, but I did grow up in an equally conservative religion where sex before marriage and being a homosexual wasn't allowed.  Neither was smoking, but that's a different story.

To survive, I made myself think that all the things we weren't allowed to do were these horrible, awful things.  I never let myself even consider doing them, they were wrong and against nature.  And even though I left/got myself kicked out back before I met TMAME, it wasn't until after our first spawn was born that I mentally freed myself from those beliefs.

When you have to re-write the rules for your entire life-structure and belief system, you may as well re-write your sexual/marriage rules. 

So anyway, back to being on the A-team.  Even after figuring out that I L.O.V.E. playing with women, the anal area was completely off limits.  Until a friend happened to mention how much she loved it, and how she now understood why the gay boys couldn't get enough.

What?  It feels good for ME?  Huh.  So now I think about it, and casually mention it to TMAME, who, to his credit, doesn't jump up and down screaming with joy.  Good man I've got there, yes he is.

So we start playing around back there.  We ordered a Felix from our good friends Freddy & Eddy.  They also hooked us up with a very nice butt plug from Tantus.  It took us over three years to progress to the point where TMAME could actually insert his cock fully in my ass.  

And he only stayed in for about 10 seconds before I exploded in orgasm.  

Then, I got a Njoy Pure.  The day I received it, I was going over to Molly's for a sex toy party, so I had TMAME insert it before I went out.  I was so turned on and wet that I made myself orgasm on the drive over.  At night.  In the rain.  Did I mention I was driving?

So where does the fisting come in?  Well, I've been a fan of vaginal fisting for many many years.  It's something the TMAME and I have done several times in the ten (TEN!) years we've been together.  

Now, I'm not sure I'm stretchy enough for anal fisting, but listening to Matisse rapture on about it, and then Monk making a tweet about it yesterday, I was reminded of how much I love vag fisting, and hey, we haven't done that it a while!  But I wanted TMAME to cum in my ass...  Which should we do tonight?

Decisions, decisions.  

When no coins are around, do both!  

So that's how I managed to cum/explode last night, with a fist in my pussy and a Njoy Pure in my ass (keeping the cum from dripping out, I might add).

Good times.

Orgasms

I feel for hetero men, I really do.  Women have very complicated bodies, and every woman, while similar, is different.  What works for one may or may not work for another.  

And there's different types of orgasms.  Most women can only have clitoral orgasms.  The g-spot can be elusive to some men, hell, even as a woman who HAS g-spot orgasms it's hard for me to get another woman off that way.

That being said, it's pretty easy to get me off at this point in my life.  All you have to do is find the 'button' and there I go.  It wasn't always like that.

I remember my very first orgasm.  I was 23, and still a virgin.  23! Virgin!  Hard to believe, right.  Growing up in a fundamental (to say the least) religion and with a dad stuck in the 1950's (me and my mom weren't allowed to wear shorts into town) left me with a control freak complex.  Add in that masturbation was taught as bad, it's a wonder I'm able to orgasm at all!

So my first orgasm was after I met my first husband, before we were engaged.  I sucked up every ounce of courage and 'cool' I could manage and bought a 'massager' at Spencer's, then went home and tried it out.  It took a few tries, but I finally managed.  It felt really good, to say the least.

While married to my now ex, we pretty much followed the same script every time, with a few lite bondage scenes thrown in every now and then.  I'd give him a hand job (so he could last longer HA!), some fucking, him getting me off clitorally with his fingers, then him fucking me till he came again.  That's right, he got off twice every time, while I only got off once.  Bastard.  The fucking never lasted long enough.  I could feel a build up, but he never lasted long enough for anything to happen, and apparently he never had the patience to use his hands inside of me.

I came out of that relationship with an aversion to hand jobs, to say the least.  A decade later, I'm still working out that aversion.  *sigh*

My first squirting orgasm was after I'd left my husband, living with a boyfriend.  Again, I was home alone.  (control freak, remember?)  I held the vibrator to my clit even though I was past the point of orgasm, when it's usually too sensitive.  I squirted while having a clitoral orgasm, y'all.  Did you know you could do that?  OMG, what a release!  Even better than just a regular clit orgasm!  Sadly, it would be a few more years before I squirted on a regular basis.

Then I got together with TMAME.  I showed him what got me off, and it worked quite nicely.  Regular clitoral orgasms.  They were very good.  Unlike every other guy I'd been with, he took what worked and switched things up after we got comfortable with each other.  Sex wasn't the same script every time.  He didn't get the whole tying me up, but he did it anyway, because he saw how much I liked it.  We had a good sex life.  It wasn't as wild as his previous relationships had been, but it was good.

And then we had babies.  

As any woman who's had children will tell you, babies change your body.  I pretty much got over my control freak issues, cause let me tell you, you have NO control over your body when you have a parasite growing in you!

At some point I started having g-spot orgasms, with squirting.  But I was pretty much a one-and-done girl.  I'd have one REALLY awesome orgasm, and then you couldn't touch me anymore.

And then one night, all of a sudden, out of the blue, for no rhyme or reason, I had multiple orgasms.  I stopped counting at 15.  I'd have one, he'd slow, I'd giggle, and say "more", until finally I couldn't take any more.  There was a HUGE puddle on our Liberator throe that night.

After that, it was really easy to have multiple squirting g-spot orgasms.  I'd still have my clit-gasms, because, lets face it, they're really nice too!  And they feel different from a g-gasm.

And then I noticed I could have different styles of orgasms.  They weren't just a different intensity, they were actually different.  There's a g-spot orgasm that I have control over, and then there's one where I don't, it just sneaks up on me.  I can have a clit orgasm that squirts, and one that doesn't.  

They all feel different, too.  Throw in different intensities for each, and you have almost an endless combination of orgasms.

Did I mention the anal orgasms we discovered I could have?  Yeah.  Apparently I'm really REALLY sensitive back there, so much so that with all the warming up and "fluffing" we do to get me prepared to accept his cock, by the time we get there, it takes about 20 seconds for me to have an orgasm.  He barely has to move!

So yeah, I can have at least 5 DIFFERENT kinds of orgasms.  And yes, I do realize how very lucky I am!  Not to mention I have the bestest husband in the entire world, because he was willing to let me (and help me) push my boundaries at my own pace.

And now, TMAME 'gets' the tying me up.  And the flogging.  And the topping.  *swoon*

I am such a lucky girl.

The question.

It's simple question, but the answer is so very complicated.  It's a necessary question in getting to know someone new.  

"What other things might you enjoy?"

Now, for some, the answer might be as easy as saying "roller coasters, rock climbing and skydiving".  

But when the person asking it has stated that he wants to "POUNCE WITH EXTREME PREJUDICE!" he's pretty much asking what I like sexually, right?

The answer is so very complicated, I like different things at different times.  And it's almost easier to make a list of what I don't like.  Or things I like but my body won't let me do anymore.

I love the feel of rope on my skin.  The longer it takes to tie me up, the wetter I get.  I love being restrained, either with or without rope.  I love it rough.  I love it when it's not rough.  I love being teased, made to beg before I receive cock.  I love having no foreplay, just a cock sliding all the way in.  I love being submissive.  I love fighting for control.  I love having control.

See what I mean?  Oh well.  

I gave him enough to spin a tale that made me wet and turn my brain to mush when I read it.

And no, I'm not sharing the story here, it's mine, I tell you, MINE!

Happy Thursday!

There's been quite a bit of stress here in the Temple, but it's finally getting better now.  A few weeks ago (hell, it's probably been a month already) I allowed my playmate to tie me up and do horribly delicious naughty things to me.

It was so much fun!

It's interesting, though, that I only allow TWO men to tie me up.  Apparently, I have trust issues, who knew!  

can I just say...

I have the BEST HUSBAND EVER!

And I'm having the best birthday week EVER!

Tuesday:
She's my Main Man's sub, mine for the evening; he's graciously sharing her with me.  She's face down on the bed, I'm rubbing my clit on her back and I've got my hand tangled in her hair at the base of her scalp, pulling.  She reaches her left arm around and puts her fingers in my cunt, almost submerging her entire hand.  

We quickly change positions on the bed, so that I'm on the bed 
and she's over me.  Her hand slides easily into my waiting pussy.  
As she twists her entire fist inside me, my orgasm shatters me.  
She pulls her fist out long enough for me to gush, then slides it back 
in.  Over and over she makes me explode on her bed, until I cannot 
take any more.

Wednesday:
A quiet night at home, the couple we were supposed to play with has asked for a rain check (damn female 'issues'), so we will be playing sometime next week.

Thursday:
Out with friends, mostly vanilla, where we celebrate my upcoming surgery with cake.

Friday:
Dinner with the very first couple we ever played with.  The entire evening I simply want to attack both of them, experiencing their kisses all over again.  With no place (without kids) to play, I simply enjoy being in their company, and hope that we get to spend time with them soon.

Saturday:
One of the two men who knows my body the best holds down my chest and arms while the other one fucks my brains out.  They take turns fucking me, and at one point, I have one cock in my mouth and another in my cunt.  Absofuckinglutely awesome.  My body quivers today just remembering.

Sunday (my actual birthday):
Dinner with my family-by-choice, the people I love most in the world.  Somehow, I think it might pale in comparison with the rest of the week, but the steak will be excellent!

MMmmmmmmmm...

So it's the start of my birthday week festivities, and I couldn't be more excited!  Tonight is a lovely threesome with an awesome lady, Thursday night we are out with a bunch of vanilla friends, Friday is dinner with the very first couple we ever played with (and maybe more, who knows!), and if a certain single boy of my aquaintance ever calls me back, a threesome on Saturday!

We had a foursome scheduled for Wednesday night as well, but it's been postponed until next week, after my birthday.

Oh, and did I mention the very lovely apology from the guy who stood me up last week?  

Now, if the sun would just come out again, this week would be PERFECT!

HNT

It's that time of week again!

This time, I bring you pictures from a very special evening. I let my Main Man actually 'Top' me completely. Pushed my boundaries. So much so that I was in tears by the end of the session. It was very enlightening, and completely reaffirmed to me that, while I LOVE bondage, I cannot deal with submission of my mind. There can be no punishment in bed for things that happened out of bed. It freaks me out.

Anyway, on to the good stuff! This was the start of the evening:

And this was in the middle. Notice the HUGE wet spot. We actually went through two of our Fascinator throes!

Good times!

Fuck the drama

I've decided that I'm going to refuse to allow my birth family to ruin my life and put me back on anti-depressants, and they can kiss my ass.

Of course, finding DickHats via Diva via Tess helped quite a bit! I've so got to order me some of those! (order is in! I'll post pictures as soon as they get here!)

Boys, it's almost Steak and Blow job day, hope you've got a girl lined up that likes steak! (I LOVE steak!) Sadly, I don't think my jaw could survive more than one blow job a day, so I'm not available to anyone I'm not married to.

It's Thursday!

Aren't you excited?!

For your viewing pleasure, the rope marks from our 'date night' this past Monday!

And yes, that is the "precious" my hand is laying on. He used the "precious" (with just a little sting, not actual pain, I'm a wuss) on me after tying me to the bed so tight I couldn't move.
Fun times!

of for the love of...

People, when you kiss someone, please don't just stick your tongue down their throat and call it making out. Seriously.

Something I've noticed/discovered on this journey is that pretty much every person has their own style of kissing. Certain styles I like, a few I LOVE, and some I absolutely loathe. The above mentioned style would be one that I loathe. Not only is it kinda rude, its really messy, and it hurts my jaw.

Try seducing my mouth. Sounds silly, I know, but if you can't seduce my mouth, how do I know you can seduce my pussy? Are you going to just shove your cock/fingers up there without any foreplay? Let me tell you something about that.

IT HURTS.

Especially when those fingers have long nails and you're digging them into me.

Even with all that negativity last night, we did have a really awesome time with the couple that we hooked up with. It was so cute, the lovely lady kept asking if she could keep me! (she REALLY likes girls!)

Although I'm still looking for a lovely lady to hook up with that will let ME play with HER. Not that I don't like being pleasured, but I like to give it too! I need practice, damn it!

I think a certain lovely lady and I need to get together soon. We keep talking about it, but haven't gotten around to it yet.

*sigh*

ugh

Yeah, so it's HNT, and I feel like shit. Thank you, little prince, for bringing home those nasty germs from pre-school.

So, because I'm sick, you all get a very special picture today, one guaranteed to bring you to orgasm. (at least that's what my Main Man says).

*snicker*

That's right, peeps! Penguin socks! The ultimate in hotness!

Now if my sinuses would clear up, maybe my headache will go away.

Date night!

Every Monday night, I have a standing date with the most awesome-est man on earth. (Yes, I'm aware that isn't really a word, but I don't care.)

After we put the kids to bed early (they need sleep, yes they do!), me and my Main Man pop a movie in the dvd player (one we've usually borrowed from a friend, we're too cheap to go rent one) and enjoy the quiet of our house.

We ALWAYS finish the night with a round of really great sex.

I love Mondays!

Finally gettting around to it...

Yeah, so it's almost two weeks into the new year, and I still haven't posted my resolutions. Big deal! They've been in my head for months!

1. Have sex down at the golf course after dark sometime. (How many years have we lived here and we still haven't done this? Oh right. Two small kids.)

2. Have sex in the rain. (I still haven't done this? How is that possible? Oh yeah, religious fundamentalism.)

That's it. All I've got. For now. I really should have thought of some I could do BEFORE summertime, but oh well.

I'd love to add have sex with Jefferson or be tied up/suspended by Monk, but I don't think our finances will afford us traveling to either of them. *sigh*

So anyway, I need volunteers for helping me complete my new years resolutions, especially the second one. Anyone willing to help a goddess out?

How many was that again?

Last night, I had LOTS of lovely orgasms! Puddles EVERYWHERE!

On the couch, on the floor, in the shower, on the bed.......

Good times!

About freakin' time!

I went out Thursday night and had really great sex with a really hot guy!

YUM!

And then I came home and had more hot sex with my main man!

A girl can NEVER have too much of really great sex. *giggle*

What the???

What IS it with men? Every single one I have considered playing with, ages 24 to 38, asks for pictures! Including my husband! (He asks OTHER girls for pictures; he has plenty of me, after all, he takes them!)

I mean, I know you guys are visually minded, but DAMN!

So, new rule. You only get a picture of my 'cookie' if a/you take it (which means you're playing with it) and b/I get a picture of your cock. It's only fair, really. Guys aren't the only visual people, you know!

Think I'll just start asking for pictures first. Geez.

HNT, BABY!

For your viewing pleasure as always!

Thank you, Monk, for all the hard work you do.
I'm sorry I ruined your awful day,
but I LOVE my Christmas present!

We'll be ordering more rope soon!

insomnia

Yeah, it's 1am, and I can't sleep. Don't know why, really. But it sucks.

My Main Man and I went to another 'event' on Saturday. We had a great time and took some fabulous pictures of me in my new 'dress', on a motorcycle (with a vibrating seat, no less!) I'll be posting them as soon as he uploads them to the network.

(okay, so he emailed them to me!)New 'dress'

A t-shirt I really liked!

The downside of the party: hooking up with someone just to have a hook up results in very bad sex for everyone. Bleh.

And this week's HNT will give you a glimpse of what was UNDER the new 'dress'!

Oh, and I had lunch with a very hot guy today. ;)

Ode to my BoB.

Oh, BoB, you've been with me for so many years now, waiting patiently for your turn to play with me. You are one of many that rest in my drawer, but you are truly my favorite. Sleek, purple and hard you are, always willing to bring me to the heights of pleasure.

You were the first to give me the joy of female ejaculation, and will always hold a special place in my heart. You take away the screaming children and provided ecstasy in my showers and my bed.

But lately, you've been tired, slow even. You never fail to bring me bliss (this morning's was particularly fine, btw), but I can tell you're a bit worn out. So I have a present for you.

Fresh Batteries! I know you'll love them!

And tomorrow I'll complain about how fast you are! I can't wait!

I love you, BoB.