How many was that again?

Last night, I had LOTS of lovely orgasms! Puddles EVERYWHERE!

On the couch, on the floor, in the shower, on the bed.......

Good times!

Ode to my BoB.

Oh, BoB, you've been with me for so many years now, waiting patiently for your turn to play with me. You are one of many that rest in my drawer, but you are truly my favorite. Sleek, purple and hard you are, always willing to bring me to the heights of pleasure.

You were the first to give me the joy of female ejaculation, and will always hold a special place in my heart. You take away the screaming children and provided ecstasy in my showers and my bed.

But lately, you've been tired, slow even. You never fail to bring me bliss (this morning's was particularly fine, btw), but I can tell you're a bit worn out. So I have a present for you.

Fresh Batteries! I know you'll love them!

And tomorrow I'll complain about how fast you are! I can't wait!

I love you, BoB.

Update

I LOVE LOVE LOVE my Brazilian wax! I'm so smooth! There's no stubble! It's so awesome!

Between a smooth hoochi, going to the gym, txting D, chatting with mr. yesNOmaybe and all the great sex between me and my Main Man, I'm wet all the freakin' time! It's so much fun!

(I even got to play in the shower today!)

Lucky guys....

My job lets me stay at home. I only leave if I want to, or to run errands. The downside? Two small children under my feet.

ALL THE FUCKING TIME.

Granted, they ARE my job, but still.

My main man leaves the house before the children wake up. Usually he showers at the gym, but even when he showers at home, they're still asleep.

My on-line guy (who has yet to be named) lives by himself.

What do my two men have in common? (besides me, that is)

They get to masturbate in the shower by themselves!!!!!!!

Me, I get a toddler banging on the door wanted to know when I'm done so I can play with her! And I watch my lovely fantasies go swirling down the drain without me. Life is SO not fair sometimes.